"He was a wise man who invented beer." ~ Plato

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." ~ Winston Churchill

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields

"To some it's a six-pack. To me it's a Support Group." ~ Leo Durocher

"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts." ~ Finley Peter Dunne

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." ~ George Bernard Shaw

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” ~ Dr. Seuss

“It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.” ~ Nicholas Sparks