“Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.”
Rachel – The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend

A quote about: Depression
Use this when: You’re hungover.

“Oh God. Can open. Worms everywhere!”
Chandler – The One Where Joey Moves Out

A quote about: Secrets
Use this when: You find out something weird about your friends.

“Not just clean, ‘Monica clean’.”
Monica – The One With the Male Nanny

A quote about: Cleaning
Use this when: Your parents inspect your house.

“Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
Phoebe – The Pilot

A quote about: Procrastination
Use this when: Your boss asks you to work overtime.

“Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”
Monica – The Pilot

“Renunciation, or refusing to identify with that which one gathers (however precious it may be), is the ultimate doorway to knowing.” ― Sadhguru

“If your sadness is reminding you that you are incomplete, it is good. Make use of your sadness to grow. When sadness sets in, if you become more compassionate, more caring, and more loving, you have some sense in you.” ― Sadhguru

“The path is not difficult. It is very simple. If you are simple, it’s very simple. If you are all wound up, the path is very, very winding. That’s all it is.” ― Sadhguru

“Today people just go on working, working and working. Not because they are creating something fantastic, but simply because they have to work, otherwise they don’t know what to do with themselves.” ― Sadhguru

“If you handle your entire life with logic alone, you will end up a mess.” ― Sadhguru