“I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.”
Rachel – The One With all the Kissing

A quote about: Decision-making
Use this when: You appoint someone to make your decision.

“It’s okay. Sometimes things don’t work out the way you thought they would.”
Rachel – The One With the Wedding Dresses

A quote about: Disappointment
Use this when: You / someone need some inspiration.

“You’re a strange kind of grown-up.”
Mike – The One With Princess Consuela

A quote about: Adulting
Use this when: Your dog chases its tail.

“I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.”
Ross – The One With the Memorial Service

A quote about: Dying
Use this when: Planning your funeral with your family.

“I am not a pushover.”
Rachel – The One With the Joke

A quote about: Self-defense
Use this when: You want extra fries and they say no.

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Chandler – The One With the Tea Leaves

A quote about: Sarcasm
Use this when: You don’t feel like playing therapist.

Monica: “Where have you been?” / Ross: “Emotional hell.”
Monica & Ross – The One With the Prom Video

A quote about: Hard times
Use this when: You haven’t replied to messages in a week.

Monica: “Phoebe, do you have a plan?” / Phoebe: “I don’t even have a pla.”
Phoebe – The One With George Stephanopoulos

A quote about: Winging it
Use this when: Setting your new year resolution.

“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
Chandler – The One With the Proposal

A quote about: Sarcasm
Use this when: At a job interview.

“I mean, sure. I have my bad days but then I remember what a cute smile I have.”
Chandler – The One With the Ballroom Dancing

A quote about: Self-love
Use this when: You look in the mirror on a Monday morning.